Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago
iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

Posted 6 hours ago

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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Posted 8 hours ago

weloveshortvideos:

Two 30 year old guys lip syncing a conversation between two 60 year old women.

Posted 9 hours ago

cherrychublicious92:

clockingcreativity:

meetmeincalifornia:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

imagine if person b sung it to comfort person a

YOU’RE NOT HELPING.

Posted 9 hours ago

I’m evil and Gay

(Source: mindfang)

Posted 11 hours ago

nuclearcherries:

Persona 4 is a game where it takes a look at the nature of humanity and how we repress things and hide behind a mask

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

tylersvathings:

1 blah blah lava

2 yes yes quiiiiiiite

3 DO YOU??

4 uhhhh

5 DO IT DIEPOD

6 DIEPOD FUCKS THAT FISH

FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

Posted 18 hours ago

foxdear:

really love the signage in sonic x

Posted 18 hours ago

kyarumii:

Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream

Posted 19 hours ago

grawly:

stkreuz:

hey-rogby:

"Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming"

You ask for 5 or 6 newcomers, or just 1

the responsible

oh my god

jesus CHRIST

Posted 21 hours ago
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Jews under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Jews under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Posted 21 hours ago

whorville:

Start a group chat then put your phone on vibrate and shove it up ur ass

Posted 21 hours ago

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck