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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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everythingfox:

The song to end all wars

(Source: instagram.com)

Posted 2 weeks ago

claycoloredmotherlessness:

girlpanties:

girlpanties:

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

This hurt my feelings

Posted 2 weeks ago

capacity:

hotgirltori:

va-faen-culo:

direhuman:

drunktrophywife:

ICONIC

Straight white woman outs a gay latino man in a public court room based on homophobic stereotypes, all to protect the alibi of a fitness instructor whose unattainable body type is due to liposuction, but go off I guess

Gay latino man lies about sexual relationship with a woman in a court of law in the midst of a murder case in order to have a woman falsely imprisoned but hey if you feel being outed is worse than a false murder accusation you can go off i guess…

is everything okay at home?

Ain’t nobody looking at that queen and thinkin he straight

(Source: subtubitles)

Posted 2 weeks ago

hungwy:

emailclub:

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

Kermit pussy indulgence

Posted 1 month ago

chrysalishapigolucki:

runningwithhelicopters:

“Death is whimsical today.”

@otherwindow its the Zenyatta lore we deserve

(Source: youtube.com)

Posted 1 month ago

ziraseal:

saintblackhat:

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

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carlisles-compassion:

No joke I was a manager at Hot Topic during peak Twilight craze and let me tell you it was ~ w y l d ~

Headquarters told us to stop putting size stickers or sensors on the new shirts that would come in, just put them out as fast as we could and literally people would rip piles from our arms!!!

like we had a midnight release “party” for ppl who preordered their copy of Twilight but like it got out of hand and 1200 ppl showed up. we had to assign someone to be security for the Edward cardboard cutout because ppl were biting it

Posted 1 month ago

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