just got that brand new xbox one
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tumblr user jessica dilclo crushing people’s dreams
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giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
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wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
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well would you look at the time? ive gotta go masturbate to some gay porn!
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when you want to talk to people but dont want to bother them
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I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but
I’ve been saying this about Nook forever.
Everyone is so quick to make him out as some vicious loanshark but the loan he gives you is completely interest-free and there’s no deadline ever, you can basically never pay it back and he won’t even bug you about it
If anything it’s really more like you’re just buying your next house upgrade, not paying off the one you havePoint is Tom Nook is a chill guy and everyone hates him
No wonder he always wears that look of resignationTom Nook appreciation club.
Poor guy, hes got four+ empty houses just laying around, and hes willing to literally accept a pittance and some day work in exchange just to make sure someones doing upkeep on the place. And to top it off some crook selling stolen furniture and paintings keeps sneaking around. And all the good he did for mabel and sabel- he carried their goods until they were an established shop all by themselves.
I like Nook, dangit. He buys whatevers in my pockets because someone, somewhere, wants two crickets and a random sea-shell.
idk guys i never played before but he looks like an asshole that’s up to no good
And he’s got two kids to support.
Tom Nook always reminds me of Toby from The Office.
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